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08      Top Ten List

This is my first top ten list of things. As for today, the “Top Ten Excuses of Being Late to Work“ are... (drum roll, please)

10. I could not find my keys
9. My car broke down
8. I went to bed late
7. My dog ate my alarm clock
6. I could not find any clean clothes
5. I was at home sleeping, dreaming I was already at work
4. I forgot my Metro card
3. On my way to work, I realized I did not have any underwear on
2. When I walked out of the house, I realized I still had my pajamas on
1. I am not late! I am early for tomorrow

This list is a reminder of my first time being late for work in six months. Not five-minute late, not ten-minute but twenty-minute late. Blame it on the subway service by the good ol’ MTA — I salute you.